Mammals Cope with and Release their Stress in a Variety of Ways

From: [omitted] <[omitted]@gmail.com>
To: jane.w.sun@[omitted].com
Date: Mar 13, 2006 3:18 PM
Subject: Re: Business Paradigm A2

Dear Ms. Sun,

During the last few weeks, I have deigned to keep you apprised of the current problem within my company. Though we have tried a seemingly exhaustive list of options to remedy this recent setback, we have had no luck in absolving ourselves from the dilemma with Business Paradigm A2.

I am writing to request your aid in our situation. Please review your notes concerning paradigm A2, and let me know if you see something that we may have missed.

Thank you again for your support.

Cheers,

Randolph Huntsman, IV
rhuntsman@exceltoday.com

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From: jane.w.sun@[omitted].com
To: [omitted]@gmail.com
Date: Mar 13, 2006 3:25 PM
Subject: RE: Business Paradigm A2

wtf?


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From: [omitted] <[omitted]@gmail.com>
To: jane.w.sun@[omitted].com
Date: Mar 13, 2006 3:28 PM
Subject: Re: Business Paradigm A2

Thank you for your swift response.

If I was at all unclear, again I request that you review your notes on business paradigm A2 before the close of this work day. My associates are waiting on your move.

Best.

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From: jane.w.sun@[omitted].com
To: [omitted]@gmail.com
Date: Mar 13, 2006 3:29 PM
Subject: RE: Business Paradigm A2

is this a virus? cuz i will slice you


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From: [omitted] <[omitted]@gmail.com>
To: jane.w.sun@[omitted].com
Date: Mar 13, 2006 3:34 PM
Subject: Re: Business Paradigm A2

Ms. Sun, you are truly a gem for your quick and timely responses.

However, no virus is included. Sorry to disappoint! Pursuant to our earlier conversations, all I am requesting is a quick review of your notes regarding the business paradigm A2. My company is experiencing some difficulty in applying it, and since you have assisted us with expert consulting advice previously, I was hoping that you would be up to the challenge again!

I am leaving the office at 5 p.m. It would be great if you could have the memo ready by then.

Yours.

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From: jane.w.sun@[omitted].com
To: [omitted]@gmail.com
Date: Mar 13, 2006 3:34 PM
Subject: RE: Business Paradigm A2

F U!